Enlightenment shouldn’t change your routine

Here’s a joke written by an AI:

An American traveled to India and decided to visit a famous spiritual guru to seek enlightenment. After months of practicing yoga, meditating, and studying spiritual texts, he finally felt enlightened.

Excitedly, he went up to the guru to share his experience. “Master,” he said, “I have found the meaning of life, the secrets to happiness, and the path to true wisdom!”

The guru replied calmly, “That’s great, my son. But remember, tomorrow is garbage day – don’t forget to take out the recycling.”