I Am a Content Creator

(Please Clap)

I am a content creator. I create content. I have not yet determined what this content meant.

I have a brand. My brand is “me.” I am, experts say, “authentically.”

I have a niche. My niche is “all things.” I post about everything including springs.

(The spring post did well. I don’t know why. A man in Ohio made it his profile.)

I have a funnel. The funnel is broken. Eleven people entered. Zero have spoken.

I have a call to action. The action: subscribe. The calls go unanswered. I continue to vibe.

I have a content calendar color-coded in teal. Monday: inspiration. Tuesday: ordeal.

Wednesday: repurpose. Thursday: regret. Friday: a reel I haven’t filmed yet.

I have a community. We are six strong. One is my mother. She’s been there all along.

One is a bot. One is unclear. Three are real humans who haven’t been here

since 2022, when I posted a cat — and they came for the cat and they never came back.

I am a content creator. I will not quit. The algorithm respects this. (The algorithm does not respect this.)